Fuck appropriateness.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm like, not good at living.
Randomize