fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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