did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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