butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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