My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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