these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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