at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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