You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Who did Billy Mays play for?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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