Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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