That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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