I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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