i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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