I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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