So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
