So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My liver is preforming stress tests.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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