your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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