Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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