We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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