Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I need to align my fucking chakras
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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