I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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