We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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