WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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