I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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