How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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