Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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