I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We left an ass print on the piano.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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