I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
