Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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