In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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