The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize