I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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