Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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