it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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