How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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