I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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