I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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