I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
