it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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