Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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