We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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