Don't you send me to vm
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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