i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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