I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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