i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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