At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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