Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Someone shit on the floor
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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