love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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