I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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