why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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