moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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