If that was your dad, he is hot
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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