Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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