I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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