You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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