I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize