Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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